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:Dave called a gas station. It just so happened that the woman working was a gay, black woman.

Weiner Wrap

 
d Dave called a Wal-Mart. Did someone really take a dump in their tent?

Poop Tent

:A sex shop was called. This guy totally kicked Dave's ass.

Sex Shop Prank

 
The ending is a classic. Dave called a pizza shop.

Akbar calls a Pizza Place